Bad in Bed LIVE feat. Calvin Arsenia

You like it weird? We know you do, Kansas City. Especially when it\’s coated in unique artistry and fully equipped with a finger and thumb ready to tweak your party nipple.

Award-winning author, Shelby Simpson, has taken her no-holds-barred, grandma panties-and-all, walk-of-no shame book, “We’re All Bad In Bed,” and adapted it for the stage. With a boozy and a welcoming atmosphere, it\’s a show where everyone can blush, crack up, sing along with the raunchiest of the 90s rap, and punch their best friend on the shoulder because—oh my god, Stacy, you know you did that EXACT thing with that guy last weekend.

Hysterical laughter is the name of the Bad in Bed LIVE game. If you can\’t remember the last time you laughed until you peed a little, this show is just for you. Mix hilariously true bedroom fails with 90s hip hop, badass dancing, and a handful of surprises, and you come up with one crazy night bursting with mad fun.

Calvin Arsenia opens the evening with his mind-blowing talent. Your beloved native who has gained a following in France, Scotland, and Austria is ready to ignite your sensual senses and pluck your good-time strings. Shit\’s about to get REAL. Don\’t miss out. Grab your crew and a handful of tickets now before it\’s too late.

All of this to say: come play with us. Bring your friends. Bring your spouse. Bring your earmuffs, because you\’re about to hear unflinching honesty. It\’s a night to pry open taboo conversation about topics that are still considered naughty even though practically Every. Single. Person. Throughout. History has done them.

Let’s talk about sex.