Oh no! The court jester got his hands on this holiday program and messed everything up by including David Lovrien’s Minor Alterations: Carols from the Dark Side, a barking version of “Jingle Bells,” Edwin Franco Goldman’s Christmas March, the premiere of Lee Hartman’s Merry Mixedmetermas, and more Schlittenfahrts than you can shake a sleigh bell at alongside Anthony O’Toole’s Once in Royal David’s City and Anne McGinty’s arrangement of Auld Lang Syne.